Name: Alexander ‘Animé’ Adams

Hobbies: Fitting into jeans so tight that they should really crush his legs, Playing games originating from backwards moonspeak countries

Posting Style: X-TREEM

Favorite Quote: “Herp Derp, durf durf durf”

Sexual Fetish: Dressing up as a giant baby and asking people if they would “Shake his rattle”

Gay? Y/N: Olympic Cock Gobbler

Loves: Boobs, Bright hair

Hates: Fat people, “Dem uppity niggers